Exercise in idiocy: Tahoe Triathlon

2 days after turning 39 years, I convinced my friend Larry Norris, 41 years old, to join me in the debut of the "lake tahoe triathlon". Larry and I used to race a lot in the early '90's, and after just one year, he began to beat my times. He was good enough to probably race as a pro and often placed with them. I was a little slower but in a younger age group so we'd both end up getting medals (top 5). Unfortunately, our Pro dreams changed and 15 years later, we've both returned to "weekend warrior" status as I have 1 kid and he has 3 and we both have demanding jobs.
In any case, we convinced our understanding wives to rent a house for our families to have a wonderful weekend in Lake Tahoe, and, oh, by the way, we'll be doing a race. We had done this succesfully in July and were hoping for a repeat. Unfortunately, the weather had already started turning toward Fall.
This was a ridiculous race.
Only 70 people actually raced, and 15 (20%) DNF'd because it was SO F'ING COLD. 38 degrees at race morning. Gun went off at 7:05 AM.
- swim was ridiculous-amazingly big swell at Kings Beach made it hard to see buoys. Plus there was virtually no race support so you couldn't sight off of kayakers and the like. I was getting cold with 400 yards left; I had the worst swim in years-33 mins +. Yes, Norris beat me by nearly a minute in the swim. He has never done that.
- Transition #1. My brain turned to mush-could not process how cold it was plus what to wear. It took me ELEVEN MINUTES to get changed and on the bike (it normally takes less than two). My hands were so cold, I needed to ask someone else to buckle my helmet. Norris did his transition in 6 minutes.
- Bike. What should have been a spectacular ride turned out to be survival. We went up and over hwy 267 and turned around at Truckee. We must have been going near 50mph; my speedo didn't work but I was spinning out the 53x11. But the faster you go, the colder the feet and hands get..
- Run. Was able to get the shoes on fairly quickly. My God. I could not feel my feet tho. Talk about running with a stick up your ass. I had to run on the balls of my feet; the heals were simply too painful. It took 3 miles to get full feeling back in the feet. How Norris managed sub-7 pace is beyond me (i think the course was short...),
In the end, Norris beat me by 5:58. If you take out the "gift" of my 5 minute longer transition and then add splits, the old man still got me by 1 second.
Rest assured, Norris, this was a fluke. Good weather conditions and yer history.

